Auditions
Here's everything you need to know about upcoming auditions at Stage 212!
The Shark is Broken Auditions
AUDITION DATES: July 31st (6:30pm) and August 1st (2:00pm)
CALLBACKS: August 2nd (Scheduled as needed)
Auditions will include monologues from alternate sources and readings from the script (sides provided at link below). In-person auditions are strongly preferred, but if a video
audition is your only option, please send to director Dave Roden at rodendave@hotmail.com by July 31 at 6:30 p.m. with the subject line “Shark is Broken Video Audition.” Questions may also be emailed to the director at the address above. All participants must fill out the registration form at the link below prior to auditioning.
Rehearsals will likely start after Labor Day, 2026 (typically 3 sessions per week, more often closer to opening).
We are not looking for impersonations. We want actors who can capture the essence and "vibe" of these legends and, most importantly, bring the explosive chemistry required to
make this trio work. Director Dave Roden is open to considering all actors. If you can inhabit the spirit of these roles and the chemistry of the group, we want to see you.
Note: This production features strong language and references to alcohol and drug use. All positions are volunteer. Stage 212 encourages artists of all ethnicities and backgrounds to
apply.
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Performance Dates & Times
Friday, November 13th @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, November 14th @ 2:00 PM
Sunday, November 15th @ 2:00 PM
Friday, November 20th @ 7:30 PM
Saturday, November 21st @ 2:00 PM
Sunday, November 22nd @ 2:00 PM
Character Breakdown
Robert Shaw - Male, 40s–50s. A towering, battle-tested British stage legend with the voice of thunder and the presence of a man who’s wrestled both Shakespeare and his own demons — and lived to pour another drink about it. Shaw is the intimidating center of the storm: sharp-witted, brutally honest, and utterly unimpressed by nonsense... which is unfortunate, because he’s surrounded by it.
Richard Dreyfuss - Male, 20s–30s. Meet the human embodiment of over-caffeinated ambition. A rising (and loudly self-declared) talent who swings wildly between “I’m the next big thing” and “I’m a complete fraud” — often in the same sentence. He’s neurotic, high-strung, and impossible to ignore, with a frantic energy that fills every room and wears on everyone in it, especially Shaw.
Roy Scheider - Male, 20s–40s. The self-appointed “peacekeeper” of the group — calm, centered, and radiating just enough chill to make everyone else look unhinged. He’s the guy who diffuses arguments with a smile, a shrug, and a perfectly timed “Hey... let’s not do this,” all while casually working on his tan.
Nuncrackers Auditions
AUDITION DATES: August 21st (7:00pm) and August 22nd (10:00am)
Auditions will be held at Lighted Way in LaSalle.
Auditions will include singing, dancing/movement, and reading from the script.
MUST BE 8 OR OLDER TO AUDITION
SINGING
Please prepare a one minute cut of a song in the style of the show (comedic musical theatre or Christmas). A backing track is recommended for auditions and an aux cord will be provided to play your track.
DANCING
A brief dance/movement combination will be taught at auditions. Please wear appropriate footwear.
READS
Audition cuts will be provided on the Stage 212 website prior to auditions. While these cuts are available for you too prepare, you do not need to come memorised.
VIDEO SUBMISSIONS
If you are unable to attend, you may send a video submission, consisting of your singing audition and any reads that you would like to include. Please direct all video submissions to tappsmom2@hotmail.com
CONTACT
Questions? Contact the director at tappsmom2@hotmail.com
*PLEASE NOTE THAT BECAUSE THIS SHOW IS A SEQUEL TO OTHER NUNSENSE PRODUCTIONS THAT WE HAVE PRESENTED IN THE PAST, THE ROLES OF SISTER ROBERT ANN AND SISTER MARY PAUL (AMNESIA) HAVE ALREADY BEEN CAST. ALL OPEN ROLES WILL BE LISTED ON THE NEXT PAGE.
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Performance Dates & Times
Wednesday, December 16th @ 7:30PM
Thursday, December 17th @ 7:30PM
Friday, December 18th @ 7:30PM
Saturday, December 19th @ 2:00PM
Sunday, December 20th @ 2:00PM
Character Breakdown
REVEREND MOTHER MARY REGINA (Mother Superior of the Little Sisters of Hoboken) tries to be strict and keep order, but things often get out of her control. She grew up in a circus family and her “showbiz” background and sense of humor always shine through her attempt at creating a tough exterior.
SISTER MARY HUBERT (Mistress of Novices) is second in command to Mother Superior. She wanted to be a nun all her life and at times finds it difficult to deal with problems she firmly believes are created by Mother Superior’s ineptness. She is very practical. She and Mother Superior have a healthy and humorous rivalry.
SISTER MARY LEO (novice in the first three shows who wants to be a ballerina) now has her black veil. She is very excited to be in the Christmas show because Reverend Mother has allowed her to dance in the Nutcracker Ballet. Sister Leo has dedicated her life to becoming the first famous nun ballerina.
FATHER VIRGIL MANLY TROTT (Sister Mary Leo’s “real-life” brother) is a Franciscan Father of Fort Wayne and grew up in the Mississippi Delta where he and his sister were part of the Trott Family Singers. He now has his own radio show, and the sisters invited him to participate in the Christmas program because they knew he could give them pointers on presenting a good show.
SISTER JULIA, CHILD OF GOD* is the notorious Convent Cook who, in the original Nunsense show, was responsible for the accidental poisoning of 52 sisters when she served some tainted vichyssoise soup.
SISTER MARY WILHELM is the Convent Nurse. She appeared with the cast of Sister Amnesia’s… Jamboree when Reverend Mother was unable to “tour.” Before entering the convent she had appeared in some Beach Blanket movies and personally knows Frankie Avalon.
BROTHER BRENDAN JOSEPH is a teacher at Mount St. Helen’s School and is thrilled to be part of the Nuncrackers cast.
SISTER MARY LUKE (also a teacher at Mount Saint Helen’s) is grateful that Reverend Mother has allowed her to participate in the festivities.
SISTER MARY CELESTE (a new novice) has recently entered the Little Sisters of Hoboken Convent.
Ensemble: Mount Saint Helen’s “featured” students are cast with four girls and four boys ranging in age from approximately 8-16 depending on talent and ability to handle the material. [Louise, Maria, Frannie, Margaret, John, Billy, Ronald & Jimmy]