Way back in olden times there was a production of Jesus Christ Superstar. I played both an apostle and a leper as well as various singing pieces of human scenery. One solo line I had to sing as a leper was, "Look at my tongue, I can hardly talk.", which is a pretty ridiculous lyric if you think about it. A man with a rotting tongue is probably going to sound like, "hnnth fmthurf nermble therp...", or just go with a sign. Still, I sang it the best I could and had a great summer sweating to death in the Wheel of Fortune ballroom. Good times.